I expect this to be all over my dash on Feb 14th.
Do not disappoint me, Tumblr.
this is relevant to my blog layout
go go go
ADELE AIN’T TAKIN NONE OF YOUR SHIT CHRIS BROWN
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do whatever you want.
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
this doesnt even need a caption… every person with a vagina knows what this is…
IT’S BACK. IT’S FINALLY BACK.
Every 28 days like clockwork.
I seriously heard the two woman sitting behind me in the theater say “NOOO DON’T GO!”
No, she will not understand. She will be devastated just like all the other Daryl fangirls. :/
i’ve had this fantasy SO MANY TIMES
A good example of a rape joke that’s funny, in my opinion. Because the victim isn’t the butt of the joke, the ridiculous idea that our society makes it dangerous just to have a vagina is the butt of the joke.
From Once Upon Another Time - Sara Bareilles
Part of a series on Doctor Who fanart inspired by song lyrics
SO FUCKING CLOSE
OMFG NOT EVEN CLOSE!
OMG I DID IT ))
Damn, sooooo close!
Look at the sky. It’s not dark and black and without character. The black is, in fact deep blue. And over there: lighter blue and blowing through the blues and blackness the winds swirling through the air and then shining, burning, bursting through: the stars!
We’re playing a game called ‘Hipster Tumblr Post or Doctor Who?’